Five Sure-Fire Statements Guaranteed to End Communication and Create Emotional Estrangement

2:16 pm -

1. "You just don't want to admit it when you're wrong."

2. "You're a nut." Then hang up phone.

3. "You're just mad because you can't be the center of attention at all times."

4. Ask your mate to tell you what's bothering him/her, even if he/she is reluctant to do so, promising to not get angry. When he/she finally opens up and lets it out, get angry anyway.

5. Keep an audible running count every time your mate says something you don't like.